27.3.12

WTFNYC

Customer: ...
Chase Bank Customer Service Representative: And can I ask how you'll be traveling with that, sir?
Customer: ...
Rep: I'm only asking because of safety, sir, to make sure that you're traveling safely with that amount of money.
Customer: ...
Rep: Sure, that's fine, though I can't guarantee they'll all be in clean bills.

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I've lived through many common city annoyances -- cockroaches, bed bugs, crazy neighbors, black mold, 8am construction, no water -- but this is the first time I've had to sleep through the night in my sleeping bag due to lack of heat. (I at least got to test out my new silk sleeping bag liner!) Apparently someone called the city about it!

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