WTFNYC

The elevator tragedy:

"You wanna know something messed up? That was Mike's elevator."

-overheard in Herald Square

Catsgiving

Everyone knows Thanksgiving is really all about cats.

My parents' kitty 

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Things I'm thankful for, in no particular order:

-not being a waitress

-having a great family (especially mes soeurs)

-living with my best friend and teammate

-having the strength and the means to stay healthy in the face of cheap death-foods and La-Z-Boy mentalities

-having a fantastic job that I love

-living in the best city in the world

-being in school

-the 99%

Would it be too much to add Tofurky to the list? Or would that be liberal lovey-dovey overkill?

WTFNYC

"You know, you're going to have to bury them eventually."

-one well-dressed Italian-American man to another (Astoria)